I have recently discovered a magical food called Macaroni and Cheese. The kind wizard Pat Robertson the Grey interviews a hideous witch who interviewed an even more hideous witch. They cackle madly over this “Mac&Cheese”. She revealed that it is a “black thing”, more like a black magic thing!

I know not what evil powers this dish bestows, but I shall discover it’s source of power and destroy it, for I am Xglibnard, protector of the universe!