I have a job.

I work for a living.

I’m married.

I manage our finances.

I’m a living reference library for about ten programming languages and numerous environments.

People expect great things out of me.

I’m expected to be intelligent 99% of the time I am awake.

Don’t expect this blog to be intelligent. This is my place to be dumb and say meritless things for any reason, or  no reason at all. If you don’t like that, go read one of those blogs that pretends that the internet is serious business.